Baba Ghanoush with Cumin Chips

Last weekend, we went to a 40th birthday party for our good friend.  I went shopping (groan...) for a cute shirt to wear to the party, since the women are all gym/fitness/volleyball people (a.k.a. skinny bitches that make me look like I'm 1256 lbs. overweight).  I found one that accentuates my boobs (my only asset right now) and minimizes the spare human being I have wrapped around my waist.  Feeling about 10% good about myself, I thought, "What the hell... I'll wear heels too!" Remember how I said they are volleyball ladies?  That means they stand 6 feet tall barefoot. Assholes.


Fluffernutter Cocktail

I'm always looking for a new cocktail to try.  And no, I'm not a lush.  I'm just a working mom with three kids (one of whom is a teenager and the others are girls), a dog, a house, and the normal stresses anyone else has.  In order to not let the raging lunatic out (very often), I have a cocktail now and again.